"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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