I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
