I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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