You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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