I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Shame is for Republicans.
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