Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
