That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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