Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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