do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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