wat bout pragnant strippers??
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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