That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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