Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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