What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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