Your dad touched me again.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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