You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
only if we run a train.
done.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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