I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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