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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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