So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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