This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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