If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
So. Much. Porn.
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