i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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