that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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