i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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