I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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