brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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