We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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