About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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