Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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