David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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