I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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