Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We left an ass print on the piano.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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