I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
this hospital has no fireball
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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