whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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