that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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