I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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