I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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