what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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