if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It's shark week go big or go home
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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