Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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