You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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