Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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