if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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