I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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