this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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