you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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