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dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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