The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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