google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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