so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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