so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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