Champagne is a vitamin, right?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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