You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I had to cum in my sink.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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