Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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