yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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